Adam discovered an old tree in his yard this weekend that started dropping branches like crazy. Adam told his wife about the tree and she demanded he cut the branches down before they kill someone.

Adam got out the ladder, already had the saw… Climbed up and started cutting. Adam had to start cutting at the top of the tree to circle around from where the birds are nesting to not disturb them.

Adam started sawing the branches off with success but then five minutes into it the birds got pissed! The birds started attacking Adam while he was in the tree. Adam tried to swat the birds away and lost his grip and forgot how to fly.

Adam fell about 14 feet not on his feet.
Once Adam fell on his ass the birds didn’t stop there, the birds attacked Adam and forced him back into his house. Adam decided after the bird attack that was that and the tree was trimmed enough.

When Adam awoke the next day he found the rest of the branches fell down in the middle of the night, not even where he was cutting. The tree was going to drop its branches that day anyway.

Poor Adam!