Posts Tagged ‘money’

Electric boogaloo

Thursday, August 7th, 2008

Poor Adam,
His broken electric box has prevented him from using his new drier for days, the drier didn’t match the wattage of the house so he’s been getting estimates to fix the electric box.

Well it’s about damn time! Adam recieved an estimate today to fix his eletric box… $400! All the other businesses wanted to charge him way over $2000, some said $5000! Adam did the electric boogaloo dance when he heard the good news.

Let’s see in the coming days if this works out. Hopefully this won’t effect something else in the house, come to find out the freezer gets all freaked out and turns into a microwave and murders his mint chocolate chip ice cream in a fit of blind rage.

Money from Heaven?

Tuesday, August 5th, 2008

moneyHave you ever found $20 on the ground, took a look around and swiped it up into your claws and made a wallet deposit? Lots of people find money here and there in their life, BUT have you every found $10,000 in your bank account!!!!

Holy mother of mayonnaise - Adam looked at his account today to find that someone put 10 big meow meows in there! YES… Finally this guy gets a break, it must be a relative or a refund from an insurance policy or something. Now with 10k Adam can get a new car or have a Vacation or better yet pay some bills!

So, in true Adam fashion since he is a man of honor… He called the bank to make sure this wasn’t a mix up and this money wasn’t someone else’s. Well do you really need to read on? The bank made a big mistake and the money went to the wrong Adam… Some guy with the last name of Loggs really owned the money and the bank messed up.

So did Adam’s bank say sorry or thank you for helping them fix this, NO! They just tried to get him off the phone as fast as they could!

So there is another day in the life of Adam.

Deck of cards

Thursday, July 31st, 2008

cardsCredit cards are a bitch, putting life on his cards or playing his hand… Adam put thousands on his bill this month, his wallet is very angry with him and refuses to comment… Debt is one thing but wow! I hope everything works out. Why do things like this happen to good people?

It’s always when you think you’re in the clear and then boom, another big bill for something… Money is a scary monster that lerks behind every dark hallway.

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