So in traditional Valentines fashion, Adam was an all alone sad bastard… of course. Adam’s family had a surprise birthday for his mother in law on Valentines day, Adams wife didn’t know about the party until two days before. Adam’s wife was guilted into going to the surprise party by her step father, she hadn’t seen her mom in so long so she really had to go.

Adams wife took the kids with her to Georgia for the whole weekend. This was going to be the first weekend in 5 years that Adam wasn’t being screamed at ever minute by the fruits of his loins! This would be a great little break for Adam but it was also Valentines day weekend and Adam does have a full range feelings, even though it just seems he can only express “Great Sadness“.

So it seemed that Adam would be all alone all weekend with his drunk smelly sad self and his sick sad dog, but I knew I had to do something… I couldn’t go out and have fun without thinking about Adam drinking alone on Valentines day. We called Adam and got him to come out and have some social drinking with us .

We all had a great time with a bunch of friends and all was well until… Adam went home that night and tried to cook after he had way too much to drink and ended up giving himself food poisoning from an undercooked steak! When his wife came home the next day he just sadly asked her to never leave him alone again

Poor Adam.