Remember the old saying about BB guns when you were a kid — “You’ll shoot your eye out”, well they forgot to mention the saying for swords — “You’ll STAB your eye out”!

Jerome’s little buddy STABBED him in the eye last night when they were playing “knights” in the backyard with their toy wooden swords.

Adam heard the screaming from in the house and ran outside in 1 second flat. Jerome’s eye was as bloody as a New Jersey public school restroom! Adam picked Jerome up with his left hand and pulled the earth towards him with his right until the hospital was in front of them!

The doctor wasn’t sure of how bad the damage was so Adam and Jerome had to stay in the hospital overnight and have the doctor look at it again in the morning to see if Jerome’s eye would get better or worse.

“Thank Obama”!!! for the next day Jerome’s eye was much better and the doctor let them go home with a prescription of eye drops and bed rest.

Another fun visit to the hospital for Adam and his family!

It’s the first day of school and Adam’s boy Jerome starts pre-school. A boy’s first day of school is a special time… a time of play, laughter, wetting one’s self and tears. Adam’s boy did great on his first day of school, the second day was a little harder. The second day Jerome was scared and just wanted to go home, I feel the same way on Tuesdays except I do actually wet myself!

Adam’s boy Jerome told his teacher that he wanted to go home and had a crying session on her shoulder, the teacher called Adam’s wife to pick up Jerome. When Adam’s wife brought Jerome home she noticed that he smelled like the teacher’s perfume, this made Adam’s wife joke that Jerome was cheating on her by crying on another womans shoulder! Too cute

Adam hopes Jerome starts to like school soon since it costs more than $600 a month! $600 a month is a lot to most people and it is to Adam, too, but Adam loves his boy and will find the money somewhere… He is a great dad.
Public school isn’t the best start for a kid and Adam wants the best for his boy. Will Adam find a way to pay for the school before next months bill?, well the odds are good but the goods are odd.

Adam told us another story today from his youth. When Adam was a kid he used to go to the boys and girls club like a lot of other kids, but Adam didn’t care for the structured activities… Like interacting with the sub humans and shuffle board… Adam was born an old soul and the children’s games were just that to Adam.

When Adam got a little bigger he told his mom that he wasn’t going anymore! So Adam’s mom brought him to work with her one day after school to hang out with her co-workers, the co- workers asked Adam if he ever played Checkers; Adam had never played Checkers so they thought they’d teach him. Like most kids that learned how to play Checkers you’d have your grandfather let you win all the games and encourage you, this didn’t happen at Adam’s mom’s work!

They co-workers of Adam’s mom keeped beating Adam over and over again, never letting him win and always shouting King Me!!! Adam wanted to stop playing but they wouldn’t let him stop… Three hours of shouting from 10 co-workers… King Me! King Me! Maybe this is why he’s always crying?

Adam’s power went out since he purchased a new dryer that required his house to upgrade his electric box…
How rude house!!!

Adam’s dryer went out and dryers cost a lot of money as it is, now this… You never Saw this coming… Poor Adam.

The power was going off and on like crazy, like the house was haunted by the ghost of Meh! When Adam found out it was the electric box he felt meh.