Adam discovered an old tree in his yard this weekend that started dropping branches like crazy. Adam told his wife about the tree and she demanded he cut the branches down before they kill someone.

Adam got out the ladder, already had the saw… Climbed up and started cutting. Adam had to start cutting at the top of the tree to circle around from where the birds are nesting to not disturb them.

Adam started sawing the branches off with success but then five minutes into it the birds got pissed! The birds started attacking Adam while he was in the tree. Adam tried to swat the birds away and lost his grip and forgot how to fly.

Adam fell about 14 feet not on his feet.
Once Adam fell on his ass the birds didn’t stop there, the birds attacked Adam and forced him back into his house. Adam decided after the bird attack that was that and the tree was trimmed enough.

When Adam awoke the next day he found the rest of the branches fell down in the middle of the night, not even where he was cutting. The tree was going to drop its branches that day anyway.

Poor Adam!

So it’s going to cost Adam $1200 to fix his electric box on his house. The box could have burned down his home it’s gotten so hot, the new dryer wasn’t the same wattage that the house had!!! Something breaks, you fix… Or you get a new one. So Adam got a new dryer that his house just couldn’t handle.

Adam purchased a house that was built in 1906, it’s a beautiful home and things need updating now and then to keep up with the times.

Why is it so hard sometimes, why can’t things just work.

Home sweet home again for Adam Saw, his new electric box will cost him over $1000, this guy never gets a break… I’m always troubled by the trouble that is in his life.

Electric will shock you if it’s over $1000, I can’t imagine. Can’t we just staple 100 AAs’ to the house?, I think that might be cheaper and in fact a lot funnier too… So there you go.

Please God or whatever you are saw this guy a break!?