Straight teeth BUG me
Monday, September 1st, 2008

It’s just another wonderful day in the life of Adam Saw. The sun is out, the birds are singing, and the roaches are in your mouth!
Adam woke up today to the sounds of baby screams, bad weather, and a low battery alarm clock that will make him very late to work. Adam gathered his strength - got out of bed, and went to the restroom to put the rubber bands in his braces, brush his teeth, and smell up the house just a little.
Adam started putting the rubber bands in his teeth when he felt an odd sensation of something walking in his mouth, his first and correct reaction was to spit… spit out a ROACH!
Yeah a big ass roach was living in Adam’s bag of rubber bands for his braces… The dentist never told Adam of the risk of extra protein that goes with straight teeth!
Poor Adam!
