Comments for Poor Adam's Almanac http://pooradamsalmanac.com Saw through the life of Adam Saw Tue, 07 Sep 2010 21:29:09 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 Comment on BOO BOO, I remember Déjà -POO by ac http://pooradamsalmanac.com/2009/08/02/boo-boo-i-remember-deja-poo/#comment-193 ac Mon, 03 Aug 2009 13:49:17 +0000 http://pooradamsalmanac.com/?p=369#comment-193 here ye! here ye! here ye! here ye!

]]> Comment on Eat more fiber optic cable by ayelen http://pooradamsalmanac.com/2008/09/18/eat-more-fiber-optic-cable/#comment-13 ayelen Fri, 19 Sep 2008 19:07:11 +0000 http://pooradamsalmanac.com/?p=234#comment-13 I think it might have had something to do with that obama sticker on the back of his car. I think it might have had something to do with that obama sticker on the back of his car.

]]> Comment on OI! OI! OI! DD! by kweiss http://pooradamsalmanac.com/2008/09/07/oi-oi-oi-dd/#comment-12 kweiss Fri, 19 Sep 2008 03:27:45 +0000 http://pooradamsalmanac.com/?p=201#comment-12 keep on speaking the truth Jerome! When you grow up it's not cute to yell about boobies in public..I'm sure the punk rock girl is still laughing about it! Adam that's awesome! keep on speaking the truth Jerome! When you grow up it’s not cute to yell about boobies in public..I’m sure the punk rock girl is still laughing about it! Adam that’s awesome!

]]> Comment on Eat more fiber optic cable by kweiss http://pooradamsalmanac.com/2008/09/18/eat-more-fiber-optic-cable/#comment-11 kweiss Fri, 19 Sep 2008 03:08:09 +0000 http://pooradamsalmanac.com/?p=234#comment-11 sorry Adam and JR! I bet the company was Verizon... they're horrible! Most importantly I'm Happy to hear your surgery was a success! sorry Adam and JR! I bet the company was Verizon… they’re horrible! Most importantly I’m Happy to hear your surgery was a success!

]]> Comment on Poo Poo Avenue by Crazy Eddie http://pooradamsalmanac.com/2008/08/22/poo-poo-avenue/#comment-10 Crazy Eddie Sun, 24 Aug 2008 04:20:15 +0000 http://pooradamsalmanac.com/2008/08/15/poo-poo-avenue/#comment-10 My dad had a specail power that you would'nt want to brag about, unlike xray vision or cloading the thoughts of others,{Jedi mind trick}. But used properly it was a deadly weapon. HIS POWER WAS THE ABILITY TO FART ON COMMAND! So I was nine years old and we were comimng home from Venice, FLA. It was raining and my dad was speeding. Blue light flashed in the mirror and we stopped. But just befor that happened he told me "we have to find a toilet, I gottss ta go!". When the blue lights turned on he said under his breath this wont last to long. Window rolled down cop asked for the papers and my dad said "officer, I gottss ta find a toilet, thats why I speeding." Cop looked at me and asked "is that true?" I just looked at my dad then the cop and just as I said yes my dad Squeezed out a fart that would make a honest man tell a lie. Turn a gay man straight. Make a whore a house wife. I rolled down my window to excape the gas and started to get wet cuz it was raining. I think that is why I have no sense of smell. Well the cop turned green and said "I catch ya speeding again I'm ah going ta give ya a ticket, have a nice day." Long live the long hairs! My dad had a specail power that you would’nt want to brag about, unlike xray vision or cloading the thoughts of others,{Jedi mind trick}. But used properly it was a deadly weapon. HIS POWER WAS THE ABILITY TO FART ON COMMAND! So I was nine years old and we were comimng home from Venice, FLA. It was raining and my dad was speeding.
Blue light flashed in the mirror and we stopped. But just befor that happened he told me “we have to find a toilet, I gottss ta go!”. When the blue lights turned on he said under his breath this wont last to long. Window rolled down cop asked for the papers and my dad said
“officer, I gottss ta find a toilet, thats why I speeding.” Cop looked at me and asked “is that true?” I just looked at my dad then the cop and just as I said yes my dad Squeezed out a fart that would make a honest man tell a lie. Turn a gay man straight. Make a whore a house wife. I rolled down my window to excape the gas and started to get wet cuz it was raining. I think that is why I have no sense of smell. Well the cop turned green and said “I catch ya speeding again I’m ah going ta give ya a ticket, have a nice day.” Long live the long hairs!

]]> Comment on CD these nutz by kweiss http://pooradamsalmanac.com/2008/08/08/cd-these-nutz/#comment-9 kweiss Sun, 10 Aug 2008 02:45:45 +0000 http://www.useyourfred.com/poor-adams-almanac/2008/08/08/cd-these-nutz/#comment-9 I get it. I once spent a scary afternoon in the care of mall security at the age of 12. My best friend's mother ruined a shirt from the Limited in the laundry. My friend thought it best to just "exchange" the shirt herself in the fitting room, only she failed to remove the security tags. BOING BOING BOING...and mall security was after us. I was now an accomplice. The shopgirl was almost in tears telling us she would've exchanged the shirt rather than have a little suburban girl embark on a life of crime just because her mother didn't separate whites from darks. I get it. I once spent a scary afternoon in the care of mall security at the age of 12. My best friend’s mother ruined a shirt from the Limited in the laundry. My friend thought it best to just “exchange” the shirt herself in the fitting room, only she failed to remove the security tags. BOING BOING BOING…and mall security was after us. I was now an accomplice. The shopgirl was almost in tears telling us she would’ve exchanged the shirt rather than have a little suburban girl embark on a life of crime just because her mother didn’t separate whites from darks.

]]> Comment on King Me! by Crazy Eddie http://pooradamsalmanac.com/2008/08/04/king-me/#comment-8 Crazy Eddie Wed, 06 Aug 2008 04:08:12 +0000 http://www.useyourfred.com/poor-adams-almanac/?p=65#comment-8 Lard Ass gets his revenge. You wait Adam just hang in there. I know Adam totes a picture of his mother with where ever he goes. you can't find a nicer person any where else............... Lard Ass gets his revenge. You wait Adam just hang in there.
I know Adam totes a picture of his mother with where ever he goes. you can’t find a nicer person any where else……………

]]> Comment on Money from Heaven? by Crazy Eddie http://pooradamsalmanac.com/2008/08/05/money-from-heaven/#comment-7 Crazy Eddie Wed, 06 Aug 2008 03:57:53 +0000 http://www.useyourfred.com/poor-adams-almanac/2008/08/05/money-from-heaven/#comment-7 Adam play loto!!!! I used to work at Sams'Amoco right after high school. I covered the night shift on the week ends. My manager played Loto every Sunday night the same #. He would have me run the # when he took a Sunday off. I ran the # faith'fully for a year. Well Wouldent you know the one Sunday He hit big all seven #, I forgot to run his #. I didnt work there much longer. Adam Play loto! Adam play loto!!!! I used to work at Sams’Amoco right after high school. I covered the night shift on the week ends. My manager played Loto every Sunday night the same #. He would have me run the # when he took a Sunday off. I ran the # faith’fully for a year.
Well Wouldent you know the one Sunday He hit big all seven #, I forgot to run his #.
I didnt work there much longer.
Adam Play loto!

]]> Comment on Braces yourself by admin http://pooradamsalmanac.com/2008/07/31/braces-yourself/#comment-6 admin Tue, 05 Aug 2008 02:01:55 +0000 http://www.useyourfred.com/poor-adams-almanac/2008/07/30/braces-yourself/#comment-6 Good point flchick13! Good point flchick13!

]]> Comment on Braces yourself by flchick13 http://pooradamsalmanac.com/2008/07/31/braces-yourself/#comment-3 flchick13 Mon, 04 Aug 2008 14:29:22 +0000 http://www.useyourfred.com/poor-adams-almanac/2008/07/30/braces-yourself/#comment-3 Braces are the foundation for absent-minded procrastination - you can play with your rubber bands for hours with no idea that you've been doing it. It sounds to me like Adam has a blessing in disguise that he should savor for the remaining weeks. Plus - it totally grosses you out when you get your braces off and can feel the slimy, smooth side of your teeth - very scary. Braces are the foundation for absent-minded procrastination - you can play
with your rubber bands for hours with no idea that you’ve been doing it.

It sounds to me like Adam has a blessing in disguise that he should savor
for the remaining weeks.

Plus - it totally grosses you out when you get your braces off and can feel
the slimy, smooth side of your teeth - very scary.

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