So Adam had his cancer removed from his throat a while ago now and he still needs to go through all the post-op steps. Adam needs to get a special shot in the ass that costs $1600 and he needs two injections spaced three months apart, this will equal to $2200…

Adam also needs a special radioactive pill that costs $1000, the pill will make Adam dangerous to be around for 48 hours so he needs to stay at a hotel for two days which will cost him another $200; after two days of the radioactive pill taking its course, Adam will need to take a radiation test that costs another $1000.

So $4400 later Adam will be free from worry with cancer but he will be dead from stress, it’s a catch 22 + $4378! Adam is so stressed that he still smokes his pipe, you’d think, “OMG, put that pipe down you just had throat cancer!”, but at this point it’s a do what you have to to get by…

Please GOD help Adam!!!

Ever since Adam’s family grew with the addition of their new baby Nina, their son Jerome has been a little jealous. Jerome is not the baby of the house anymore and he has been missing all of mommy’s attention. Adding to Jerome’s frustration it’s that time to start preschool, so now he is getting even less of mommy’s attention.

It has only been two weeks and Jerome has been labeled a bully at school. Jerome has been sent home twice for punching a kid in the stomach(to be fair the kid was asking for it, NEVER take another man’s gummy bears unless you wanna get 10 stitches and a night in the ER). The school suggested that Adam try putting Jerome on meds or giving him a little smack every once in a while… So the school basically said that drugs and violence will solve violence — WTF!!!

So Jerome is back at home for now until Adam can find a new preschool that doesn’t believe in the Chinese Mafia method of learning.

Wonderful.

Remember the old saying about BB guns when you were a kid — “You’ll shoot your eye out”, well they forgot to mention the saying for swords — “You’ll STAB your eye out”!

Jerome’s little buddy STABBED him in the eye last night when they were playing “knights” in the backyard with their toy wooden swords.

Adam heard the screaming from in the house and ran outside in 1 second flat. Jerome’s eye was as bloody as a New Jersey public school restroom! Adam picked Jerome up with his left hand and pulled the earth towards him with his right until the hospital was in front of them!

The doctor wasn’t sure of how bad the damage was so Adam and Jerome had to stay in the hospital overnight and have the doctor look at it again in the morning to see if Jerome’s eye would get better or worse.

“Thank Obama”!!! for the next day Jerome’s eye was much better and the doctor let them go home with a prescription of eye drops and bed rest.

Another fun visit to the hospital for Adam and his family!